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Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
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If Kanako loves someone that is not me, there’s really nothing I can do about it. But after all, I just want her to be happy.

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chanyeolspazz:

taokoyaki:

inexoplanet:

love-exo:

Lu Han baby~!

Luhan shaking Baekhyun’s stuffed dog (◕‿◕✿)

luhan, you’re such a douchebag. animal abuse.

^^^

omg luhan why are you murdering that poor stuffy toy //judging you//

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2009; at the Tokyo promotions of Kanjani8’s PUZZLE DVD, Subaru’s guitar string broke and Ryo decided to tell a ‘funny story’ while it was being fixed.

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A shark gives a diver a high-five. Eli Martinez was interacting with the lemon shark in the balmy waters off the coast of The Bahamas. Eli, who works as the editor of Shark Diving magazine, said: “This particular shark I had encountered before. She is very laid-back so I knew if I held my hand out she would come over. At first she was swimming straight towards me, but I didn’t expect her to turn at the last moment. She tapped my palm with her fin like we were high-five-ing.” Picture: CATERS NEWS



taent:

 티끌모아 로맨스 | Penny Pinchers (2011)

How to bargain for sexual favours.


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